Wasn't it fun for the first two weeks we lived here when there was no hot water to shower or to do the dishes? Nothing says "congratulations your an adult" like not having hot water.
That charming way the smoke alarm in the kitchen goes off when it's just too hot, no smoke needed. Nope sorry you can't turn on the oven or boil water on the stove, if its over 80° outside you don't want to wake the irrational smoke alarm.
Wasn't it cute how the neighbors dog killed all the grass so the front yard consisted of mud in varying stages of puddle form.
And how in the winter your vast cavernous rooms were impossible to keep warm, so I spent the series of polar vortexes wrapped in blankets and sweatshirts never venturing farther than a few feet from a space heater.
And while we are on the subject of cold weather. Remember how the back door froze shut so we had to carry the trash all the way through the house and then risk our lives walking across the alley of ice to the trash cans.
Remember when you thought it would be funny and cute to short circuit the ceiling fan and cause half the apartment to be without electricity for 3 days. There is nothing quite like peeing by battery-operated-LED-lamp light.
How I will miss the repetitive and mind melting music of the ice cream truck, providing us with the soundtrack for our summer
Oh the adventures you took us on!
And to you Mr. Raccoon living in the roof, I commend you for finding a rent free home for the cold cold chicago winter.
Will I be sad to see our little apartment go? A little bit. Will my new apartment have "charming," "eccentric" and "vintage" characteristics that might drive me up a wall? Probably.
But for right now all my energy is focused on being excited about moving to a nicer and closer apartment.
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