According to Buzz feed there are Things All Basic White Girls Do During the Fall so I picked out my favorites to see how I measure up to all other basic white girls based on my love of fall.
- "Get on the Pumpkin Spice Latte grind"- Well I don't like coffee.... but if I did I would probably be spending my paycheck on some PSL goodness
- "Filter the shit out of the trees as they change colors"- You know I don't actually have a single picture of the trees changing colors, however, I think I will have to take a couple this year because they are just so charming.
- "Buy some 'fall' candles and burn them until the entire house smells like an autumn walk"- Ok, yes... I actually stock up on 'fall' scented candles so that my house can smell like an autumn walk all year long.
- "Take a picture with a pumpkin they spent all day searching for"- No, but only from lack of opportunity. Growing up we always had the choice of the cream of the crop pumpkins from my father's garden... as an adult however I don't even know where the closest pumpkin patch is aside from the box of pumpkins in Trader Joe's.
Throwback about 7 years to the Heyday of Dad's pumpkin patch - "Buy anything that says Pumpkin Spice on it"- Not anything... but I may or may not have purchased a pack of pumpkin spice Pillsbury cookie dough last week.
- "Coordinate Halloween costumes with other basic white girls" - I have done this since high school....
Secret Agents! - "Express their excitement for the season with photoshop" - I don't even know how to use photo shop
- "Make cookies with their kitchen aid"- That would require me to have a kitchen aid, or at the very least not eat all the raw cookie dough of the Pumpkin Spice cookies I just bought
- "Crunch dead leaves in Ugg boots" - Crunch leaves? Yes. Ugg Boots? Nope.
- "Take engagement photos"- I am not engaged, if I am being honest, though, I could see getting married in the fall...
- "Abuse the hashtage #thankful"- I have never used it before, but by golly I am #thankful for fall
- "Make sure that everyone who comes over to their house knows that it is indeed fall"- See #3 about fall candles
- "Throw a pile of leaves in the air for instagram"- Isn't that the best part of fall! I used to spend hours raking the leaves and jumping in them with the neighbors as a kid! And now to find a tree.
- "Complain about how cold it is while wearing a Northface"- Look here Buzzfeed... you don't know me!
- "Stay out all night Black Friday shopping" - Something I have actually never done is Black Friday shop... Do I start this year? who knows...
- "Turn a Friday night into a Jack-o-Lantern carving party"- Ok, who hasn't done this?
We used to throw the greatest Jack-o-Lantern carving parties - "Throw a festive Friendsgiving"- Only the best Friendsgiving for the best friends! Remember this?
- "Wear an infinity scarf, take a selfie in it, then never take it off for the rest of the day"- Minus the selfie I am fairly certain this is me on everyday in fall.
Ok Buzzfeed... I am a white girl and I do in fact love fall an awful lot. So what? I am not ashamed of it, I am not afraid to admit it! And if anyone has a problem with that they are not invited to my Pumpkin Spice, fall candle, Jack-o-Lantern, friendsgiving, Fall Party!
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